The black hole of doom might be a slight exaggeration, but
it gets the point across. More correctly it might be named the black hole of
frustration, self-doubt, anxiety, stress and depression...the list could go on
I'm sure. What I am referring to is the endless time that goes seemingly wasted
and unrecognized as job seeking individuals tirelessly search, tailor, update,
refine and submit cover letter after cover letter, resume after resume, in
search of new opportunity, income and a pathway forward.
Most of us have been there. The culprit to blame is a) yourself, and b) the Internet. The Internet, and technology more broadly, has helped us to more readily click and submit applications, but this is often not for our own good. It is exactly this process, and the ease of this process, that has led you down the "black hole of 'whatever,'" and fast.
What I see is that job seekers are getting desperate. Sorry, they are already fifty shades of desperate. The job market has been slowing for quite some time, real wages stagnant, and the situation has only been accelerated by the 2008 recession. Caught up in the media buzz of how dire the situation might or might not be, job seekers have lost touch we what really matters. What really matters is your mental sanity as you spend days applying to countless positions that are 'sort of'' what you are hoping to aspire towards, and positions that you 'sort of' have qualifications for. These 'sort of' applications that are more of a stretch then we would often like to admit to ourselves quickly find their way down the black hole of doom.
Firstly, in spite of the speed that the Internet brings, applying to positions that are not in some way aligned to 'the plan' you have in mind for yourself is not a good use of your time. Topic for an upcoming blog...get a plan.
More importantly though is that applying to positions that you do not have the minimum qualifications for, and we are not talking 'sort of' qualifications (i.e. they require insurance licensing, and you have an MBA; note: MBA's are not always the answer), but actual relevant qualifications that have been asked for, is a waste of the precious time that you do have, and which you are wasting on applying to positions that will never call you back. This only adds to your 'black hole' feeling, which is not a reflection of your lack of suitability of 'a' role, but it does reflect your lack of suitability for all the positions that are not right for you; or at least not right for you yet.
A few quick points on what to do and what to avoid when applying for the next position that is relevant to you.
Things to do:
- Tailor your resume and cover letter; take the time when time is deserving
- Reference the company by name, reference the position that is available at this company
- Include the appropriate contact person, if known
- Tailor the top section of your resume to speak to your 'highlights' that are referenced in relation to specific experiences and that demonstrate behavioural competencies and specified qualifications
- Tie your highlights to what you choose to speak to in the cover letter; make it connect
Note: When recruiting, I scan your resume first. If I don't see the minimum qualifications that have been asked, there is no chance I will take the time to read your cover letter. Don't waste your time, because I won't waste mine.
- Do provide your full contact information
- Include 'relevant' extra-curricular activities, hobbies or volunteering that add to or make up for any lack of "on the job" experience
Students take note: Build this as you go. A certificate, diploma or degree will not cut it. What else have you done? Get a part-time job. Now.
Things to avoid:
Most of us have been there. The culprit to blame is a) yourself, and b) the Internet. The Internet, and technology more broadly, has helped us to more readily click and submit applications, but this is often not for our own good. It is exactly this process, and the ease of this process, that has led you down the "black hole of 'whatever,'" and fast.
What I see is that job seekers are getting desperate. Sorry, they are already fifty shades of desperate. The job market has been slowing for quite some time, real wages stagnant, and the situation has only been accelerated by the 2008 recession. Caught up in the media buzz of how dire the situation might or might not be, job seekers have lost touch we what really matters. What really matters is your mental sanity as you spend days applying to countless positions that are 'sort of'' what you are hoping to aspire towards, and positions that you 'sort of' have qualifications for. These 'sort of' applications that are more of a stretch then we would often like to admit to ourselves quickly find their way down the black hole of doom.
Firstly, in spite of the speed that the Internet brings, applying to positions that are not in some way aligned to 'the plan' you have in mind for yourself is not a good use of your time. Topic for an upcoming blog...get a plan.
More importantly though is that applying to positions that you do not have the minimum qualifications for, and we are not talking 'sort of' qualifications (i.e. they require insurance licensing, and you have an MBA; note: MBA's are not always the answer), but actual relevant qualifications that have been asked for, is a waste of the precious time that you do have, and which you are wasting on applying to positions that will never call you back. This only adds to your 'black hole' feeling, which is not a reflection of your lack of suitability of 'a' role, but it does reflect your lack of suitability for all the positions that are not right for you; or at least not right for you yet.
A few quick points on what to do and what to avoid when applying for the next position that is relevant to you.
Things to do:
- Tailor your resume and cover letter; take the time when time is deserving
- Reference the company by name, reference the position that is available at this company
- Include the appropriate contact person, if known
- Tailor the top section of your resume to speak to your 'highlights' that are referenced in relation to specific experiences and that demonstrate behavioural competencies and specified qualifications
- Tie your highlights to what you choose to speak to in the cover letter; make it connect
Note: When recruiting, I scan your resume first. If I don't see the minimum qualifications that have been asked, there is no chance I will take the time to read your cover letter. Don't waste your time, because I won't waste mine.
- Do provide your full contact information
- Include 'relevant' extra-curricular activities, hobbies or volunteering that add to or make up for any lack of "on the job" experience
Students take note: Build this as you go. A certificate, diploma or degree will not cut it. What else have you done? Get a part-time job. Now.
Things to avoid:
- Don't forget to kill your 'darlings' (i.e. fancy words that add no real value but take up space and sound sort of pretty). A wise man once told me this and they are words to live by, despite being difficult for many of us to accomplish. Not having qualifications but writing long winded and flowery sentences about your passion and self-proclaimed expertise, dedication, or whatever you are stating in the first and/or last lines of your cover letter, makes me think you are questioning my intelligence.
- Do not 'not' follow procedure. If the posting says apply via one email address and you choose to research, investigate and send your application straight to the CEO, I automatically do not like you. Not because I think your behaviour is obnoxious, but because you have now told me that training you to take direction will be a nightmare.
- If you have minimum qualifications, great, but do not make false claims. If you are relatively inexperienced to no experience (i.e. anything close to less than five years), do not proclaim your ability to bring strategic insight, enact change, solve world hunger, or anything else that if you were asked to deliver on you probably couldn't. The second part to this is that you will likely not be asked to deliver on this, even if you think you could. Know your place, understand organizational structure based on the industry and organization that you are applying to, and choose to add value in moderation. As an applicant you want to be somewhat matter of fact, confident, but humble, with a personality that will bring it all together. In the end of the day, it is all about the sales pitch. Give yourself the opportunity to get there.
That is what you should be aiming for, and unfortunately you will not be able to have those kinds of opportunities with half of the positions you are likely spending far too many hours applying for. It is better to know this now so that you can begin to reduce the self-doubt, anxiety and stress you might be experiencing and instead focus your time on 'making a plan' and hitting the payment (literally), to focus on the positions that will be a better and eventual 'right' fit for you.
Courtney Kidd BPAPM, MIRHR
HR Associate
ENGAGE Human Resources Solutions Inc.